Kevin

I'm forever yours. 

You and me boo, let's get married :)

RE: Kiss compatibility results

Good afternoon, 

I can only apologise for the delay, I have actually only just recovered from those kisses from the compatibility test as they went above and beyond my wildest dreams! 

I am pleased to inform you that, incase you didn't know, your results were well above what was necessary and you have take the on and only space available in the perfect column. 

This therefore means, if you are willing, that you will be my wife by the end of the year and we will have a long and happy life together. 

If any of this does not suit then please let me know! 

Yours always, 

Kevin 

Kiss compatibility test results

Hello Mr. Perfect 

I have not received any feedback on my application, are we life time partners?

Yours truly,

Patrizia xoxo 

The late question

Dear Kevin. 

Thank you for your final answer, everything you wrote made me feel warm and fuzzy and I believe we would be perfect together. 

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to ask some questions too, I believe the next step is the kiss compatibility test, and the ball is now fully in your court. It is your decision whether you wish to accept me as your life partner. I can assure you it would be my honour if I could call you mine, so it is now up to you. 

All the love in the world, already yours Patrizia xoxo 

Apologies

Good morning, 

I can only apologise for the mix up with the final question. I hope you will let me make it up to you. 

Final q!

So in a nutshell Patrizia, I am a very loyal,honest and loving man to have as a partner in life. I will always have your back and will always strive to never let you down!  I can honestly tell you that I foresee big big things with you and I can't ever imagine not waking up next to you every day!  

I can imagine that if you went away to London or something like that, that it would be the hardest time of my life as not being with you every day is like someone telling me, I can't have air. 

I never even knew what I was looking for when you came along but as soon as you did, I realised that I was right to always want you. My past has became my present and future and I hope you will let me make lots of futures with you. 

You will never know what you mean to me.  You're too special for that. But you will always feel appreciated by me, always feel wanted by me and most of all, you will always feel loved by me. 

I need you Patrizia and I hope how you feel about me never changes. I know that you are the person I'm meant to be with  and that is why I have become the happiest man on this planet, because I have found my soul mate, my love and my best friend.  I shall never take you for granted and I know you could have anyone you wanted and the honour is mine that you want me. I'll spend the rest of my life trying to make you half as happy as I am. 

You're sexy. You're beautiful. You're kind. You're smart. And you're someone I admire Patrizia. I look up to you and I Hope you realise that you're my inspiration. You're such a positive person and the fact you think that, because you have a PMS day that you think I'll go in the huff, makes me love you more. I love all my days with you, as long as you're in them!

I hope this has sufficiently answered what you needed. 

Please get back to me soon, I think we could be great together. 

Love. Kev. 

My man

Dear Kevin,

You're questions were fantastic and I appreciate your answers and am in full agreement with them, you sound perfect and I believe we can be very happy together. 

I must make one note, you finished earlier than the allotted time however you missed out the final task ... So ....

Looking forward to hearing from you, my man. 

Patrizia xoxo

Your man?

Q1: please describe yourself in 5 words;

In 5 words I would say I'm: honest,loving,funny,caring and respectful

Q2: as I am unable to drive I would be interested in hearing your opinion on giving me lifts ? 

I believe that a couple should work as a team and not as two people! So the fact you cannot drive is of no issue to myself as, whenever possible, I will drive you wherever you need to be and whatever else you may need the car for...

Q3: what are you thoughts on marriage and babies? Please include your ideal time frame too. 

My thoughts on marriage and babies are this. Marriage: a definite yes but I am only going to do it once and I am not bothered if it's a massive affair or if it's just me and the woman I love! I would be a loyal husband and a man to be proud of!

As far as babies go, I want as many babies as my wife and I can afford and as many as she is willing to have! I believe me and my future wife will make fantastic parents and that when it come to it, it will complete us. 

Time frame: marriage within 7months and babies within a year. I want a young family and I want it with you! 

Q4: what would you do if I got ill? This also includes the common cold and unfortunately PMS and genera grumpiness. 

If you got seriously Ill then I would do whatever it took to make you better. I would take time off work, I would stay at home and I would do anything you required of me.  It's you I fell in love with and it's with you I'll die in love with. Looking after you would be my pleasure. 

And as with PMS and co, doesn't bother me in the slightest. I'll give you whatever you need at that moment and any snapping or early nights will be forgotton about because I love you. And we all have bad days. 

Q5: what is the most important thing about a relationship to you?

Love. Without love then a relationship will not work. I shall always love and respect my fiancé and i will always be honest with her, no matter what. 

Q6: how would you describe your perfect woman? 

Slightly shorter than myself, long dark/blonde hair that has volume that just won't quit. An absolutely fantastic body that I'm able to run my hands all over. She will be fun, caring, honest, loving and she will be whoever she is and not what people want her to be. My future will be with someone who is her own person and will always be true to herself. 

Q7: what is the best part of your day?

well this is a tough question as I have many. First thing in the morning is a highlight if I am with the one I love, as I am waking up next to her. Seeing her beautiful face wakes me up in the most fantastic way. 

Then there is when I am finished work and either pick her up or meet her at home, a smile immediately flows across my fade and there's nothing I can do to stop it. My heart beats so much faster. 

And finally there is bed time...our time. No TV, no distractions and no worries. Just us. Talking, laughing and a whole lot more. And I go to bed extremely happy as I know that the next day, it's all going to happen again! 

Thank you ever so much for this evaluation and I hope I have given satisfactory answers. Any queries do not hesitate to ask. 

And if it could be noted I finished earlier than the allotted time so... 

Yours forever, 

Kevin O'Shaughnessy

Love questions for Kevin

Kevin,

Thank you for getting back to me so promptly. 

I am thrilled to hear that you were pleased with my answers and also that you feel strongly to my answers. This makes me feel very appreciated and perfectly matched to you. 

I am also very appreciative to the fact that you have given me an opportunist to ask you some questions, although there is not a doubt in my mind you are the one there are some questions if be interested to see you answer. 

Please see below :

Q1: please describe yourself in 5 words;

Q2: as I am unable to drive I would be interested in hearing your opinion on giving me lifts ? 

Q3: what are you thoughts on marriage and babies? Please include your ideal time frame too. 

Q4: what would you do if I got ill? This also includes the common cold and unfortunately PMS and genera grumpiness. 

Q5: what is the most important thing about a relationship to you?

Q6: how would you describe your perfect woman? 

Q7: what is the best part of your day?

Lastly, please also write a little about yourself in 400 words or less. 

You have 48 hours to answer however bonus points will be given for a speedy response.

I look forward to your answers and also the kiss test.  

All the best and all my love,

Patrizia xoxo 

Love is just around the corner...

Good afternoon Miss "perfect" Wood,

I am extremely happy to inform you that you are the sole person to make it to the third and final round of interviews. 

I have been informed that not only did your future love find this email extremely heart warming and cute but he also echoes all that is said in it and believes that he would be the ideal man for you! 

However, he has asked me to ask you for a list of questions, as he wants to make sure he is what you want. He is willing to answer anything and everything you have to ask him and he firmly believes that he can make you the happiest woman you could possibly be, I believe he has found his princess! 

As with the kissing test, this will be performed on Sunday 24 may between 6 and 8 pm. If this does not suit then please let me know! 

Kind regards and all the love possible,

Kevin ❤️

Re: Application for love

Hello Kevin,

Please find below your answers. 

Q1) Would you be willing to have a boyfriend who would do anything for you and love you no matter what? Please answer honestly and thoroughly.

When I think about my perfect match, I think of someone who would love, the way I would love. I am a very committed and loving person. I would be thrilled if my life partner would love me unconditionally and be willing to do anything. (These are the things dreams are made of )

Q2) If you could hand pick what your boyfriend would look like/have, what would these be.

My dream boyfriend would have the most perfect, gorgeous and addictive smile. He would have a kind heart, brown spikey hair, bluey/green eyes, freckles and a cute nose. His height would be close to mine, but a little taller – the perfect cuddling height I believe. He would have a great sense of humour and understanding and be very thoughtful and kind, however he knows how to be serious and stern when the situation requires it.

Q3) Marriage? If your boyfriend desperately wanted you as his wife, would you elope with him by the end of the year? 

I would elope right this minute if it was possible, the sooner the better… 😊 it would by my honour to be Mrs O’Shaughnessy.

Q4) If you had to pick, what would you say is the most important part of your love? 

Now, I must admit I’m slightly confused by this question, so I will answer as best as I can. I would refer to my partner as my love so I would say the most important thing my love ( my partner ) would have to be the commitment to the relationship.

The most important part or my love would be that it is unconditional and eternal.

Q5) How many babies would you want to have and when? 

I would like a very minimum of 3, ideally 5 and a dream would be 7. Due to how many babies I’d like, I’d like to start very soon however I must say that it would be a personal preference of mine to be married first – as it is a possibility. If however I was to fall pregnant before marriage, I would be thrilled and look forward to my journey as a mother and a family starting.

Q6) Would you ever go to bed in a bad mood with your man? 

I don’t believe in carrying an argument into the next day, I would never hold a grudge or let something be dragged on and I certainly will never let you go to bed in a bad mood or without knowing how much I truly love you and always will. You will never go to bed feeling unloved or unhappy, as long as we are together.

Q7) Explain, if possible, the small details that mean the most to you. 

I believe that the happiness in your life lives on by the long term and short term bursts of happiness. Now to make the clear; a long term burst of happiness would be for example a baby, or a new home, or a marriage, things that bring you happiness for a long time. Short term burst of happiness would be for example, a new item of clothing or a dinner date, a bath.

A relationship thrives on the small bursts of happiness keeping you smiling until the long term bursts come along which keeps your relationship alive. For me, the small details ( short term bursts ) would be things like, tickling, picking up small things in the super market to show your thinking of the other, kisses, hugs, surprises, compliments,  asking if the other needs anything and always being there to help and willing to do things together. For me the short term bursts are extremely important as they should happen daily – from both sides. These I believe should never fade as they are the glue to a healthy relationship. Actions speak louder than words. 

About me:

I have been alive for 22 and a bit years, and during the time I have been looking for someone to be my one and only. Who am I ? I am a kind, happy, loving, caring and outgoing person. I can, like all people have my off days and be grumpy, short tempered and moody. I accept that I am these things and I accept them in others. I believe myself to be high maintenance and I only ever look for the best, I will never settle. Everyone deserves the best in their life – you only get one!  I am the type of person who lives for happiness and smiles. I am in love, with love and the idea of being in love and everything about love. I want to share happiness and love. I want to share all moments in my life with someone. For me, it has always been about love and becoming an ‘us’ - I want a big family. I love spending my time with people or a person in particular. I am hoping to find my one, and make lots of mini us’s and that is all I really need. I do not need money- I would like it. I do not need a big house – I need a home. For me it’s not about the fancy car – it’s about the fun times had and the adventures. I think my values lie in different places compared to a lot of other people which is why truly all I want from life is to be in love. In love with the world and so madly in love with someone that nothing else will ever compare. I want to look forward to coming home every single day and missing my one every second I’m not with him. I want to spoil someone and give them everything they have never had, and everything they have ever had – but better! I want to be in a fair relationship, where both sides help and support each other and have my best friend by my side always to make our lives together the best they ever could be.

Kevin, I hope I have answered all your questions, and I have answered them correctly. 

I look forward to the kiss compatibility test, I promise to you I will do my best. If you could let me know in advance, where and when, I would appreciate it.

Thank you again for considering me.

Love love love Patrizia xoxo

Application for Love

Good afternoon, 

As discussed here Is your package! 

Q1) Would you be willing to have a boyfriend who would do anything for you and love you no matter what? Please answer honestly and thoroughly.

Q2) If you could hand pick what your boyfriend would look like/have, what would these be.

Q3) Marriage? If your boyfriend desperately wanted you as his wife, would you elope with him by the end of the year? 

Q4) If you had to pick, what would you say is the most important part of your love? 

Q5) How many babies would you want to have and when? 

Q6) Would you ever go to bed in a bad mood with your man? 

Q7) Explain, if possible, the small details that mean the most to you. 

And finally, in 400 words or less, give me a finally summary of you! 

Thanks you for your application and this should be submitted by Tuesday at the latest( seen as it's a bank holiday weekend and you may have commitments, not that I know...). 

If successful the next part of this is a "kiss compatability" test so please do your best. 

All the best, and namaste,

Your potential love 

Kevin

I love you. 

Re: application for love

Good afternoon, 

I am happy to say that your application was well received by the subject here and he would very much like to send you a package that he would like completed to the best of your ability before the closing date (23 may). 

The question package will be sent to you in a seperate document within 24 hours.

Thanks again,

Potentinal future 

Application for the position ' Kevin O'Shaughnessy's Life Partner'

Hello, my name is Patrizia Wood, I am 22 years old and I would be honoured if you would consider me as the person you would spend your forever with. 

A little about me:

I am a kind hearted person; I have been looking for my 'one' to spend my forever with. I enjoy binge watching net flicks, eating good food, going for walks, napping, listening to music and cooking. I like to look after people, and I am very reliable, I like to give massages and make people smile!

Why you should pick me:

• I will always be here for you to rely on; I will never let you down.

• I will make you smile every day I can.

• I will kiss you every day I can.

• I will keep you fed and happy.

• I will always support you and stand by your side, no matter how tough times get.

• I will give you more love than is possible, and I will love you until the day I die.

• I will try to make you laugh every day that I can.

My promise to you:

Kevin, I can promise to you that a life with me will be full of smiles, laughs and amazing adventures. I promise to love you, eternally, exclusively and without judgment as long as you let me. I will look after you in sickness and health. I will make you smile, and give you more kisses, hugs and love than you every thought was possible. I will forever devote myself to you and our future family.

You are my ‘one.’

Forever yours,

Patrizia xoxo

3rd place at Uno,1st place in my heart!

So we played Uno with the family after all! Patrizia managed to teach me how to play it pretty well, Infact so well I managed to beat her! I guess she will just have to settle for 1st place in my heart...

I also met more of my future family today, Chris' mum and stepdad! They were lovely, but very aware of me thanks to Patrizia and her Facebook antics. 

I can't believe how much I feel accepted by everyone. I just hope they see how much I love Patrizia. 

She's in the shower at the moment, listening to some kind of music I wouldn't (ed sheeran i think). 

I guess she's back at work tomorrow and I'll just have to deal with reality again, already looking forward to her coming home from London on Sunday and she's not even left yet! 

I love Patrizia. 

Kool Kevin

When Kevin picked me up from work yesterday ... :-) 

Sunday happiness

Today we have a day together. Our first one since Ireland, it's 1:47pm Kevin's in the shower, we have cuddled, kissed, had breakfast and spent so much time in love it's already my favourite day ever. 

Every single moment with Kevin is my favourite. 

We spent all last night watching Lost and will probably do the same after a games day with my family. 

Until we have a little one in the middle, the most perfect thing I can imagine is just me and Kevin and nothing else matters. 

Every time I mention the pill, Kevin winds me up... I know he doesn't want me to start again... I want to be Mrs O'Shaughnessy before our little baby Nessy arrives though. 

Let's get married boo! 

-Patrizia xoxo

"We"

So it's now Saturday and Patrizia is at work!  Dropped her off this morning and as usual, hated it! Leaving her is always horrendous. 

I'm wondering how long it'll be before we will actually get married. Planning our wedding is the most exciting thing I've ever done and I can't believe someone like her is going to marry me!

Villa v Southampton on TV just now, shame Patrizia is working...she would love it 😂 

I think it'll be an amazing 365 days, marriage, babies and Patrizia. But to be honest, I'm so happy with us! As long as we are still a "we" then that's all I need to be honest. 

Patrizia will be a fantastic mum, and I cannot wait to try and prove to her that I'll be a fantastic husband and dad, that's all she deserves. 

Her pill ends soon, maybe we will just see what happens...

22/03/15 - 10 days together

Our plan so far :)

How will this time next year look ? :)

We would like to be married, with at little baby on the way.

Kevin thinks it will be a girl, I think it will be a boy... ( Charlie Fox O' Shaughnessy? )

May 15th, 11:08pm after my bath, we are lying on the bed trying to decide where to runaway to get married! We can't decide.

• Caribbean ( St Lucia ? ) 
• Hawaii - Not gonna happen :-(
• New York?

"As long as its with you I don't mind" Kev.

Ideally, wedding in September, pregnant by Patmas... (Twins? - eee ) The perfect present, one or two little bundles of joy, a husband and a family :) - Patrizia said this.

Except it was really Kevin.

Kevin really wants us to get pregnant soon, very soon. As soon as a month ago. 

me too.

I love you Kevin.

- Patrizia xoxo